09 October 2010

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian
Holding a Malaysian identity card does not means that you are a genuine Malaysian. Malaysians have some special characteristics and behavior. Read below for what makes a Malaysian a Malaysian. It is only in Malaysia.

1st things only in Malaysia, you can name all the players from the English Premier League. But when ask you to name one football player from Malaysia, you just open your mouth and wanting for flies to fly inside. One name also cannot come out from your mouth.

2nd things only in Malaysia, when Streamyx comes, you complain Streamyx too slow. When Maxis Broadband comes, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax comes, you complain WiMax too expensive. In the end, you say Streamyx still the best lah.

3rd things only in Malaysia, when toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go to Starbucks to buy RM10 coffee, no complaints.

4th things only in Malaysia, when you cannot find parking lot in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there is SALE, run from one end of Mid Valley Megamall to the other also no complaints.

5th things only in Malaysia, you are always late. The excuse you give when you are late is always either: (a) traffic jam, (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking space.

6th things only in Malaysia, you have parents who force you to take science stream in high school and study engineering in University. Then, when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in the University and do commerce.

7th things only in Malaysia, you know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American, British or Australian.

8th things only in Malaysia, you complain against the government in kopitiam. You talk loud loud. You leave anonymous comments on blogs and also talk loud loud. Your attend ceramah by DAP and you shout loud loud. Then, when the Opposition organizes a protest and asks you to go, you do not want to go. You scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9th things only in Malaysia, every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10th things only in Malaysia, when you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11th things only in Malaysia, when a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12th things only in Malaysia, when a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13th things only in Malaysia, when a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say "Wah! Very clever hor?". When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say "Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!"

14th things only in Malaysia, when an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you are very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.

Do you agree with the above facts? If you act likes above also, then you are a very genuine Malaysia. Happened only in Malaysia! A funny Malaysia!

Only At Malaysia
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