Driver: Nak ke mana cik?
Penumpang: Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak Ulah.
Driver: Apa? Pukimak ular?
Penumpang: Ya! Betul!
Driver: Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan?
Penumpang: Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.
Driver: Janganlah maki ular punya puki!
Penumpang: Memang ada jalan ni! Tak percaya? Nah! Tengoklah Google Map!
Driver: #@!?%^
English translation
Driver: Miss, where do you want to go?
Passenger: I want to go to Sunway city. It is very near. My house is at Jalan Puki Mak Ulah.
Driver: What? Pukimak ular (snake’s puki)?
Passenger: Yes! Correct!
Driver: Miss, we are Malay. Can’t you use polite language?
Passenger: Brother, how to be polite? This is in fact the road name.
Driver: Don’t scold the snake’s puki?
Passenger: The road exists. Don’t believe? Nah! See the Google Map.
Driver: #@!?%^
Happened only in Malaysia!
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2 comments:
jalan tetek besar xde ke???
Pulau Bentut Besar dan Pulau Kentut Kecil di Langkawi.
Big Fart Island and Small Fart Island in Langkawi.
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