Jokes From Malaysian Court of Law

Malaysian jokes ... transpired between Malaysian Prosecutor and the forensic expert from Thailand.

You must ready to enjoy the jokes and these are actual conversation in court, nothing but the truth. So, God help him.

You may have followed the Teoh Beng Hock's murder trial or otherwise but the following questions posted by our learned Prosecutor and the answers given by Dr. Pornthip are worthy of reading again to tickle your stomach and help to alleviate your stresses.

ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

PORNTIP: All of them... The living ones put up too much of a fight.
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ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm

ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?

PORNTIP: If he was not dead, he would be dead by the time I finished autopsy.
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And the best joke reserved for the last moment:

ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, doctor?

PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient be still alive nevertheless?

PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


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